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This days funny date:
Tue, 10th Feb 2026, @150 .beats

You can click on a stuff in the list to vote for funnyness and realness!
(If you're a nice person, that is.)
If you happen to know about some kind of stuff that goes Scratch you can add it to the list here »
| # | Stuff (click) | Why Scratch? | Real | Fun |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | When you scratch your nails on a window | ICKY BAD AHHH MY FUCKING EARS | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Scratch | The computing game!!! Think of the name. | 2.00 | 2.00 |
| 3 | My back | It's itching | 3.67 | 4.00 |
| 4 | Metal scratching nails | Scratch, it makes me have goosebumps | 5.00 | 2.00 |
| 5 | A chalk board | EW. When you scratch your nails across it | 5.00 | 3.00 |
| 6 | Another cat | A cat scratching at the door to be let inside. | 4.00 | 3.00 |
| 7 | A Cat | A cat scratching at the door to be let outside. | 2.00 | 1.60 |
| 8 | Scratching my head | Like when you have to think real hard about something. | 1.73 | 1.91 |
| 9 | Vinyl record | It depends, but many old records does | 1.20 | 0.60 |