Stuff that goes [sound]

The things that have the particular sound - Crunch

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Stuff that goes crunch

What stuff is it that goes "Crunch"?

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# Stuff (click) Why Crunch? Real Fun
1FlyCRUSH IT QUICK *CRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*5.001.00
2my brothers left toehe stub it and it go crunchy crunchy crunch1.005.00
3ew a frogits because it's dead and it goes crunch so gross1.005.00
4carrotwhen you bite it, then it goes CRUNCH3.501.50
5hannah's feetcuz she never washes them3.335.00
6the I.M.P's breaking your bones CRUNCHHhHhHhhh'3.003.00
7nothing to eat3.004.50
8My marrige :(Karen please come back i miss the kids2.502.50
9My hopes and dreamsAfter reading everyone else's ideas... 3.753.25
10RatchetIdk1.001.00
11A crunchieWhen I eat it!!! Nom Nom Nom!4.004.67
12poowhen u have consapation1.172.00
13sandit goes crunch when you step on it2.502.00
14Tony's Microphone1.4 oz of Granola Crunch when on Zoom3.634.00
15My teethWhen i hear about someone eating my cookies1.001.00
16BonesStep in it4.002.00
17Running over a animalMr. Graber hit a deer with all 18 wheels of the 18 wheeler4.254.75
18Teimos legsBecause he wasn't at the shop in time. 5.000.00
19mr smithbecause he just pooped for 3 hours while playing staggbowl3.002.00
20Kade's footbecause I stomped on it5.005.00
21Kneecaps15 examples of federal misdemeanors, combined with tax evasion and intimidation tactics.5.003.33
22A cows eyeballsThey go crunch because you put them in the vise2.005.00
23Orions airpodsbecause mr smith stepped on them5.005.00
24big dave hitting the table hardWhen big dave loses monopoly he lays on the table and it breaks.3.505.00
25eating a pencilbecause the yummy breaks in your mouth4.003.00
26Legos go crunchBecause i ate them4.254.75
27CookiesThere yummy you should eat them5.005.00
28chip bagswhen you crush it( OH YES!)2.752.00
29Cheetos Puffsair holes inside2.671.50
30cookieseating it3.502.00
31Ice cream coneWakes me up at 3AM when my wife sneaks one into bed.2.002.00
32A corn chipMmm delicious "cruuunnnccch"2.672.33
33LeavesWhen you step on them.2.751.50
34JCB diggerDriving across a gravel path3.753.25
35A biting lollipopIt is very hard so it goes crunch4.002.67
36my enemysYou know how3.504.25
37crunchy slimeTEACHER: okay now you have to STUDENT: *crunch* TEACHER: and take this3.604.40
38BonesWhen you break them3.501.50
39caterpillars and snailsfrom personal experience4.003.60
40Monkey skullsWhen you eat them3.673.33
41Coco popsJust like a chocolate milkshake only CRUNCHIE4.003.50
42A milkmans kneesBecause they're worn out.4.334.67
43BranchWhen you break it2.171.83
44LettuceWhen you eat it. CRUNCH!3.002.50
45PlasticWhen you step on it CRUUUUNCH!!1.000.50
46RocksWhen you step on them2.251.25
47LeavesWhen you step on them2.751.00
48watermelonwhen u bite it, it makes a crunch2.402.20
49Canwhen you step on it3.603.60
50A gravel driveway Crunches under your feet!2.921.62
51hard cerealWhen you eat it. CRUNCH!!4.333.33
52CrackersCrunch2.092.00
53AppleA crisp crunchy apple.5.003.00
54hard poopwhen you poop it out 2.174.22
55Your faceWhen I punch it 2.834.17
56peanutsCrunch2.672.00
57Hard choclate Take a big bite of it then hear a grumpy crunch!2.252.25
58Weasel Spines"All the little girls and boys, love that wonderful crunching noise..." -Weasel Stomping Day4.004.29
59Broken boneIt's the sound I hear1.671.50
60WrappersWhen you squish them1.502.50
61popcornwhen you munch on it3.092.82
62icewhen you chew or munch on it3.753.25
63AppleWhen you bite into it it makes a crunching noise2.501.50
64leavesdry leaves crunch when you walk in the fall2.331.33
65Stink bugsKill it quick! CRRRUNCH!!!3.293.71
66Orc skullsYou know, when you step on it, it just makes a crumbly CRRRUNCH!!!1.331.67
67Hard CandyWhen you chew it CRUNCH3.673.00
68Crinkled PaperWhen you crinkle it it makes a loud crunching sound3.572.29
69The river CamWhen punting on the Cam, the middle of a stretch of it goes *crunch* because of the gravel at the bottom put down for horses to walk on4.004.00
70NoseWhen you break your nose....... CCCCRRRRUUUUNNNNCCCHHH!!! ! 3.903.70
71ANDY CAPP FRIESSnack1.802.00
72baconA great pig-meat taste that also crunchs under pressure.3.504.50
73chips; crackers; granola barsAll taste good&crunch under pressure.2.331.67
74Cold cerealWhen right out of the box then gets crushed.3.173.17
75Dry Cat FoodWhen the cat eats the food you can hear a crunch3.003.00
76ToastWhen you eat it4.504.00
77Car crashWell, when you crash it's like CCCRRRRUUUNNNCCCHHH3.002.50
78BreakfastYou know the sound before the cornflakes get limber and swampy.4.403.40
79SnowWhen I'm crunching through the snow.3.642.36

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