What stuff is it that goes "Crunch"?

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#	Stuff (click)	Why Crunch?	Real	Fun
1	walking in da snow	don't get frostbite	0	0
2	Fly	CRUSH IT QUICK CRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH	5.00	1.00
3	my brothers left toe	he stub it and it go crunchy crunchy crunch	1.00	5.00
4	ew a frog	its because it's dead and it goes crunch so gross	1.00	5.00
5	carrot	when you bite it, then it goes CRUNCH	3.50	1.50
6	hannah's feet	cuz she never washes them	3.33	5.00
7	the I.M.P's	breaking your bones CRUNCHHhHhHhhh'	3.00	3.00
8	nothing	to eat	3.00	4.50
9	My marrige :(	Karen please come back i miss the kids	2.50	2.50
10	My hopes and dreams	After reading everyone else's ideas...	3.75	3.25
11	Ratchet	Idk	1.00	1.00
12	A crunchie	When I eat it!!! Nom Nom Nom!	4.00	4.67
13	poo	when u have consapation	1.17	2.00
14	sand	it goes crunch when you step on it	2.50	2.00
15	Tony's Microphone	1.4 oz of Granola Crunch when on Zoom	3.63	4.00
16	My teeth	When i hear about someone eating my cookies	1.00	1.00
17	Bones	Step in it	4.00	2.00
18	Running over a animal	Mr. Graber hit a deer with all 18 wheels of the 18 wheeler	4.25	4.75
19	Teimos legs	Because he wasn't at the shop in time.	5.00	0.00
20	mr smith	because he just pooped for 3 hours while playing staggbowl	3.00	2.00
21	Kade's foot	because I stomped on it	5.00	5.00
22	Kneecaps	15 examples of federal misdemeanors, combined with tax evasion and intimidation tactics.	5.00	3.33
23	A cows eyeballs	They go crunch because you put them in the vise	2.00	5.00
24	Orions airpods	because mr smith stepped on them	5.00	5.00
25	big dave hitting the table hard	When big dave loses monopoly he lays on the table and it breaks.	3.50	5.00
26	eating a pencil	because the yummy breaks in your mouth	4.00	3.00
27	Legos go crunch	Because i ate them	4.25	4.75
28	Cookies	There yummy you should eat them	5.00	5.00
29	chip bags	when you crush it( OH YES!)	2.75	2.00
30	Cheetos Puffs	air holes inside	2.67	1.50
31	cookies	eating it	3.50	2.00
32	Ice cream cone	Wakes me up at 3AM when my wife sneaks one into bed.	2.00	2.00
33	A corn chip	Mmm delicious "cruuunnnccch"	2.67	2.33
34	Leaves	When you step on them.	2.75	1.50
35	JCB digger	Driving across a gravel path	3.75	3.25
36	A biting lollipop	It is very hard so it goes crunch	4.00	2.67
37	my enemys	You know how	3.50	4.25
38	crunchy slime	TEACHER: okay now you have to STUDENT: crunch TEACHER: and take this	3.60	4.40
39	Bones	When you break them	3.50	1.50
40	caterpillars and snails	from personal experience	4.00	3.60
41	Monkey skulls	When you eat them	3.67	3.33
42	Coco pops	Just like a chocolate milkshake only CRUNCHIE	4.00	3.50
43	A milkmans knees	Because they're worn out.	4.33	4.67
44	Branch	When you break it	2.17	1.83
45	Lettuce	When you eat it. CRUNCH!	3.00	2.50
46	Plastic	When you step on it CRUUUUNCH!!	1.00	0.50
47	Rocks	When you step on them	2.25	1.25
48	Leaves	When you step on them	2.75	1.00
49	watermelon	when u bite it, it makes a crunch	2.40	2.20
50	Can	when you step on it	3.60	3.60
51	A gravel driveway	Crunches under your feet!	2.92	1.62
52	hard cereal	When you eat it. CRUNCH!!	4.33	3.33
53	Crackers	Crunch	2.09	2.00
54	Apple	A crisp crunchy apple.	5.00	3.00
55	hard poop	when you poop it out	2.17	4.22
56	Your face	When I punch it	2.83	4.17
57	peanuts	Crunch	2.67	2.00
58	Hard choclate	Take a big bite of it then hear a grumpy crunch!	2.25	2.25
59	Weasel Spines	"All the little girls and boys, love that wonderful crunching noise..." -Weasel Stomping Day	4.00	4.29
60	Broken bone	It's the sound I hear	1.67	1.50
61	Wrappers	When you squish them	1.50	2.50
62	popcorn	when you munch on it	3.09	2.82
63	ice	when you chew or munch on it	3.75	3.25
64	Apple	When you bite into it it makes a crunching noise	2.50	1.50
65	leaves	dry leaves crunch when you walk in the fall	2.33	1.33
66	Stink bugs	Kill it quick! CRRRUNCH!!!	3.29	3.71
67	Orc skulls	You know, when you step on it, it just makes a crumbly CRRRUNCH!!!	1.33	1.67
68	Hard Candy	When you chew it CRUNCH	3.67	3.00
69	Crinkled Paper	When you crinkle it it makes a loud crunching sound	3.57	2.29
70	The river Cam	When punting on the Cam, the middle of a stretch of it goes crunch because of the gravel at the bottom put down for horses to walk on	4.00	4.00
71	Nose	When you break your nose....... CCCCRRRRUUUUNNNNCCCHHH!!! !	3.90	3.70
72	ANDY CAPP FRIES	Snack	1.80	2.00
73	bacon	A great pig-meat taste that also crunchs under pressure.	3.50	4.50
74	chips; crackers; granola bars	All taste good&crunch under pressure.	2.33	1.67
75	Cold cereal	When right out of the box then gets crushed.	3.17	3.17
76	Dry Cat Food	When the cat eats the food you can hear a crunch	3.00	3.00
77	Toast	When you eat it	4.50	4.00
78	Car crash	Well, when you crash it's like CCCRRRRUUUNNNCCCHHH	3.00	2.50
79	Breakfast	You know the sound before the cornflakes get limber and swampy.	4.40	3.40
80	Snow	When I'm crunching through the snow.	3.64	2.36

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