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This days funny date:
Sat, 5th Oct 2024, @467 .beats
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(If you're a nice person, that is.)
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# | Stuff (click) | Why Crunch? | Real | Fun |
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1 | Fly | CRUSH IT QUICK *CRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* | 5.00 | 1.00 |
2 | my brothers left toe | he stub it and it go crunchy crunchy crunch | 1.00 | 5.00 |
3 | ew a frog | its because it's dead and it goes crunch so gross | 1.00 | 5.00 |
4 | carrot | when you bite it, then it goes CRUNCH | 3.50 | 1.50 |
5 | hannah's feet | cuz she never washes them | 3.33 | 5.00 |
6 | the I.M.P's | breaking your bones CRUNCHHhHhHhhh' | 3.00 | 3.00 |
7 | nothing | to eat | 3.00 | 4.50 |
8 | My marrige :( | Karen please come back i miss the kids | 2.50 | 2.50 |
9 | My hopes and dreams | After reading everyone else's ideas... | 3.75 | 3.25 |
10 | Ratchet | Idk | 1.00 | 1.00 |
11 | A crunchie | When I eat it!!! Nom Nom Nom! | 4.00 | 4.67 |
12 | poo | when u have consapation | 1.17 | 2.00 |
13 | sand | it goes crunch when you step on it | 2.50 | 2.00 |
14 | Tony's Microphone | 1.4 oz of Granola Crunch when on Zoom | 3.63 | 4.00 |
15 | My teeth | When i hear about someone eating my cookies | 1.00 | 1.00 |
16 | Bones | Step in it | 4.00 | 2.00 |
17 | Running over a animal | Mr. Graber hit a deer with all 18 wheels of the 18 wheeler | 4.25 | 4.75 |
18 | Teimos legs | Because he wasn't at the shop in time. | 5.00 | 0.00 |
19 | mr smith | because he just pooped for 3 hours while playing staggbowl | 3.00 | 2.00 |
20 | Kade's foot | because I stomped on it | 5.00 | 5.00 |
21 | Kneecaps | 15 examples of federal misdemeanors, combined with tax evasion and intimidation tactics. | 5.00 | 3.33 |
22 | A cows eyeballs | They go crunch because you put them in the vise | 2.00 | 5.00 |
23 | Orions airpods | because mr smith stepped on them | 5.00 | 5.00 |
24 | big dave hitting the table hard | When big dave loses monopoly he lays on the table and it breaks. | 3.50 | 5.00 |
25 | eating a pencil | because the yummy breaks in your mouth | 4.00 | 3.00 |
26 | Legos go crunch | Because i ate them | 4.25 | 4.75 |
27 | Cookies | There yummy you should eat them | 5.00 | 5.00 |
28 | chip bags | when you crush it( OH YES!) | 2.75 | 2.00 |
29 | Cheetos Puffs | air holes inside | 2.67 | 1.50 |
30 | cookies | eating it | 3.50 | 2.00 |
31 | Ice cream cone | Wakes me up at 3AM when my wife sneaks one into bed. | 2.00 | 2.00 |
32 | A corn chip | Mmm delicious "cruuunnnccch" | 2.67 | 2.33 |
33 | Leaves | When you step on them. | 2.75 | 1.50 |
34 | JCB digger | Driving across a gravel path | 3.75 | 3.25 |
35 | A biting lollipop | It is very hard so it goes crunch | 4.00 | 2.67 |
36 | my enemys | You know how | 3.50 | 4.25 |
37 | crunchy slime | TEACHER: okay now you have to STUDENT: *crunch* TEACHER: and take this | 3.60 | 4.40 |
38 | Bones | When you break them | 3.50 | 1.50 |
39 | caterpillars and snails | from personal experience | 4.00 | 3.60 |
40 | Monkey skulls | When you eat them | 3.67 | 3.33 |
41 | Coco pops | Just like a chocolate milkshake only CRUNCHIE | 4.00 | 3.50 |
42 | A milkmans knees | Because they're worn out. | 4.33 | 4.67 |
43 | Branch | When you break it | 2.17 | 1.83 |
44 | Lettuce | When you eat it. CRUNCH! | 3.00 | 2.50 |
45 | Plastic | When you step on it CRUUUUNCH!! | 1.00 | 0.50 |
46 | Rocks | When you step on them | 2.25 | 1.25 |
47 | Leaves | When you step on them | 2.75 | 1.00 |
48 | watermelon | when u bite it, it makes a crunch | 2.40 | 2.20 |
49 | Can | when you step on it | 3.60 | 3.60 |
50 | A gravel driveway | Crunches under your feet! | 2.92 | 1.62 |
51 | hard cereal | When you eat it. CRUNCH!! | 4.33 | 3.33 |
52 | Crackers | Crunch | 2.09 | 2.00 |
53 | Apple | A crisp crunchy apple. | 5.00 | 3.00 |
54 | hard poop | when you poop it out | 2.17 | 4.22 |
55 | Your face | When I punch it | 2.83 | 4.17 |
56 | peanuts | Crunch | 2.67 | 2.00 |
57 | Hard choclate | Take a big bite of it then hear a grumpy crunch! | 2.25 | 2.25 |
58 | Weasel Spines | "All the little girls and boys, love that wonderful crunching noise..." -Weasel Stomping Day | 4.00 | 4.29 |
59 | Broken bone | It's the sound I hear | 1.67 | 1.50 |
60 | Wrappers | When you squish them | 1.50 | 2.50 |
61 | popcorn | when you munch on it | 3.09 | 2.82 |
62 | ice | when you chew or munch on it | 3.75 | 3.25 |
63 | Apple | When you bite into it it makes a crunching noise | 2.50 | 1.50 |
64 | leaves | dry leaves crunch when you walk in the fall | 2.33 | 1.33 |
65 | Stink bugs | Kill it quick! CRRRUNCH!!! | 3.29 | 3.71 |
66 | Orc skulls | You know, when you step on it, it just makes a crumbly CRRRUNCH!!! | 1.33 | 1.67 |
67 | Hard Candy | When you chew it CRUNCH | 3.67 | 3.00 |
68 | Crinkled Paper | When you crinkle it it makes a loud crunching sound | 3.57 | 2.29 |
69 | The river Cam | When punting on the Cam, the middle of a stretch of it goes *crunch* because of the gravel at the bottom put down for horses to walk on | 4.00 | 4.00 |
70 | Nose | When you break your nose....... CCCCRRRRUUUUNNNNCCCHHH!!! ! | 3.90 | 3.70 |
71 | ANDY CAPP FRIES | Snack | 1.80 | 2.00 |
72 | bacon | A great pig-meat taste that also crunchs under pressure. | 3.50 | 4.50 |
73 | chips; crackers; granola bars | All taste good&crunch under pressure. | 2.33 | 1.67 |
74 | Cold cereal | When right out of the box then gets crushed. | 3.17 | 3.17 |
75 | Dry Cat Food | When the cat eats the food you can hear a crunch | 3.00 | 3.00 |
76 | Toast | When you eat it | 4.50 | 4.00 |
77 | Car crash | Well, when you crash it's like CCCRRRRUUUNNNCCCHHH | 3.00 | 2.50 |
78 | Breakfast | You know the sound before the cornflakes get limber and swampy. | 4.40 | 3.40 |
79 | Snow | When I'm crunching through the snow. | 3.64 | 2.36 |