Stuff that goes [sound]

The things that have the particular sound - Crunch

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Stuff that goes crunch

What stuff is it that goes "Crunch"?

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# Stuff (click) Why Crunch? Real Fun
1my brothers left toehe stub it and it go crunchy crunchy crunch00
2ew a frogits because it's dead and it goes crunch so gross00
3carrotwhen you bite it, then it goes CRUNCH4.002.00
4hannah's feetcuz she never washes them3.335.00
5the I.M.P's breaking your bones CRUNCHHhHhHhhh'5.005.00
6nothing to eat3.004.50
7My marrige :(Karen please come back i miss the kids2.502.50
8My hopes and dreamsAfter reading everyone else's ideas... 3.753.25
10A crunchieWhen I eat it!!! Nom Nom Nom!4.004.67
11poowhen u have consapation1.202.20
12sandit goes crunch when you step on it4.003.00
13Tony's Microphone1.4 oz of Granola Crunch when on Zoom3.634.00
14My teethWhen i hear about someone eating my cookies1.001.00
15BonesStep in it4.002.00
16Running over a animalMr. Graber hit a deer with all 18 wheels of the 18 wheeler4.254.75
17Teimos legsBecause he wasn't at the shop in time. 5.000.00
18mr smithbecause he just pooped for 3 hours while playing staggbowl3.002.00
19Kade's footbecause I stomped on it5.005.00
20Kneecaps15 examples of federal misdemeanors, combined with tax evasion and intimidation tactics.5.003.33
21A cows eyeballsThey go crunch because you put them in the vise2.005.00
22Orions airpodsbecause mr smith stepped on them5.005.00
23big dave hitting the table hardWhen big dave loses monopoly he lays on the table and it breaks.3.505.00
24eating a pencilbecause the yummy breaks in your mouth4.003.00
25Legos go crunchBecause i ate them4.254.75
26CookiesThere yummy you should eat them5.005.00
27chip bagswhen you crush it( OH YES!)2.752.00
28Cheetos Puffsair holes inside2.671.50
29cookieseating it3.502.00
30Ice cream coneWakes me up at 3AM when my wife sneaks one into bed.2.002.00
31A corn chipMmm delicious "cruuunnnccch"2.672.33
32LeavesWhen you step on them.2.751.50
33JCB diggerDriving across a gravel path3.753.25
34A biting lollipopIt is very hard so it goes crunch4.002.67
35my enemysYou know how3.504.25
36crunchy slimeTEACHER: okay now you have to STUDENT: *crunch* TEACHER: and take this3.604.40
37BonesWhen you break them3.501.50
38caterpillars and snailsfrom personal experience4.003.60
39Monkey skullsWhen you eat them3.673.33
40Coco popsJust like a chocolate milkshake only CRUNCHIE4.003.50
41A milkmans kneesBecause they're worn out.4.334.67
42BranchWhen you break it2.171.83
43LettuceWhen you eat it. CRUNCH!3.002.50
44PlasticWhen you step on it CRUUUUNCH!!1.000.50
45RocksWhen you step on them2.251.25
46LeavesWhen you step on them2.751.00
47watermelonwhen u bite it, it makes a crunch2.402.20
48Canwhen you step on it3.603.60
49A gravel driveway Crunches under your feet!2.921.62
50hard cerealWhen you eat it. CRUNCH!!4.333.33
52AppleA crisp crunchy apple.5.003.00
53hard poopwhen you poop it out 2.174.22
54Your faceWhen I punch it 2.834.17
56Hard choclate Take a big bite of it then hear a grumpy crunch!2.252.25
57Weasel Spines"All the little girls and boys, love that wonderful crunching noise..." -Weasel Stomping Day4.004.29
58Broken boneIt's the sound I hear1.671.50
59WrappersWhen you squish them1.502.50
60popcornwhen you munch on it3.092.82
61icewhen you chew or munch on it3.753.25
62AppleWhen you bite into it it makes a crunching noise2.501.50
63leavesdry leaves crunch when you walk in the fall2.331.33
64Stink bugsKill it quick! CRRRUNCH!!!3.293.71
65Orc skullsYou know, when you step on it, it just makes a crumbly CRRRUNCH!!!1.331.67
66Hard CandyWhen you chew it CRUNCH3.673.00
67Crinkled PaperWhen you crinkle it it makes a loud crunching sound3.572.29
68The river CamWhen punting on the Cam, the middle of a stretch of it goes *crunch* because of the gravel at the bottom put down for horses to walk on4.004.00
69NoseWhen you break your nose....... CCCCRRRRUUUUNNNNCCCHHH!!! ! 3.903.70
70ANDY CAPP FRIESSnack1.802.00
71baconA great pig-meat taste that also crunchs under pressure.3.504.50
72chips; crackers; granola barsAll taste good&crunch under pressure.2.331.67
73Cold cerealWhen right out of the box then gets crushed.3.173.17
74Dry Cat FoodWhen the cat eats the food you can hear a crunch3.003.00
75ToastWhen you eat it4.504.00
76Car crashWell, when you crash it's like CCCRRRRUUUNNNCCCHHH3.182.27
77BreakfastYou know the sound before the cornflakes get limber and swampy.4.403.40
78SnowWhen I'm crunching through the snow.3.642.36

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